Monthly Archives: February 2014

Intent! It’s Fucking Magic!

Posted on February 26, 2014 by parentwin

Originally posted on Genderbitch: An Archive:
Crossposted to Questioning Transphobia Warning: This post is sarcastic to such a point as you may actually slip in the pools of sarcasm that are dripping off of it. Please walk carefully. The caution…

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The Mom Quiz

Posted on February 26, 2014 by parentwin

(HINT BEFORE YOU START THE QUIZ. ALL “A MOTHERS” ARE ME). 1) A mother is sweeping the floor and collects a good pile of dust and dirt in the center. Her child notices a single green bead amid the refuse, and … Continue reading →

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HEY, MOM, IS THAT A COP?

Posted on February 25, 2014 by parentwin

I don’t often have time to go on wacky adventures with my kids anymore. We’re all busy, unlike the lazy and horrific days of yore when I had to spend all day walking them two miles to the library and … Continue reading →

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Five Unbearable Internet Facts That Will Make You Headdesk for the Rest of Your Life

Posted on February 22, 2014 by parentwin

Guys, what are we doing? What is it in our nature that compels us to click on stupid headlines? We already know that whatever that content is, it’s not “earth-shattering”, it won’t “blow our minds” and it probably won’t even … Continue reading →

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There Are No Ten Best Things about Having All Boys, Sorry

Posted on February 20, 2014 by parentwin

Now, look, ScaryMommy, I totally like you, and you are way more successful than me, so before you get any legos stuck up in your Batman undies which could also get in a bunch, let’s just talk about whether or not … Continue reading →

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DITL – 2014

Posted on February 19, 2014 by parentwin

Since I’ve had this blog, I’ve done a DITL every Valentine’s Day. Looking back at one photoed day, in its entirety, for each year, is a trip and a half, to be sure. My days have changed so much since … Continue reading →

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DITL – Smibbo!

Posted on February 19, 2014 by parentwin

Today, like several years in a row now, it is DITL day! Many bloggers have collected a Day In The Life set and posted them on their blogs for me to share in one massive THESE IS OUR LIVES fest, … Continue reading →

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Recipe Monday – Easy Enchiladas

Posted on February 18, 2014 by parentwin

The other night I meant to make fajitas, but I didn’t have some of the ingredients. So, I found myself trying to make enchiladas for the first time in my life. And they were great!   1 lbs beef strips … Continue reading →

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Recipe Monday – Mexican Chicken

Posted on February 11, 2014 by parentwin

I definitely need to make these again soon. A great twist on traditional Mexican, and really easy, too!     3 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves1/2 (20 ounce) jar salsa1/2 large red bell pepper, chopped1 tablespoons ground cumin1 tablespoons lemon … Continue reading →

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What to do when your kids are king of that awkward moment

Posted on February 9, 2014 by parentwin

Problem:  My kids are loud. And curious. And not particularly sensitive. Nor do they give a shit about decorum, politeness or how the world even works. Most of the time, it’s like they don’t even go here, seriously. Any time … Continue reading →

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