Monthly Archives: June 2014

Confession by Darlena Cunha

Good afternoon, Fr. John. I’m here for confession. No, I’d like the curtain back, please. I want you to see my face. I really need to talk to you, get my bearings. But this confession will not be solely about…

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The Internet Boobs Aren’t the Problem

Hey Lauren, Hi, there. I’m Darlena. As I’m sure you’re well aware by now, your post about internet boobies ruining your marriage made quite a stir. Don’t worry, I’m not here to judge you, and I don’t hate you, and you didn’t … Continue reading

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Ten Horrific Kitchen Fails

In lieu of a recipe this week, I thought I’d list out the EVER-GROWING request list for Fail Kitchen.     Here are the ones already in the pipeline:     Pinata Cookies. Original recipe here:      Watermelon Cake. Original recipe here: … Continue reading

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Ridiculous Parent-Child Dialogues

There are a lot of things that irk me about the parenting advice world, but nothing quite ticks me off like the inane, complicated, Danny-Tanner-esque conversations all these multitudes of parents are apparently having with their children. And never in these … Continue reading

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