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Ten Horrific Kitchen Fails

In lieu of a recipe this week, I thought I’d list out the EVER-GROWING request list for Fail Kitchen.     Here are the ones already in the pipeline:     Pinata Cookies. Original recipe here:      Watermelon Cake. Original recipe here: … Continue reading

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The Mom Quiz

(HINT BEFORE YOU START THE QUIZ. ALL “A MOTHERS” ARE ME). 1) A mother is sweeping the floor and collects a good pile of dust and dirt in the center. Her child notices a single green bead amid the refuse, and … Continue reading

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HEY, MOM, IS THAT A COP?

I don’t often have time to go on wacky adventures with my kids anymore. We’re all busy, unlike the lazy and horrific days of yore when I had to spend all day walking them two miles to the library and … Continue reading

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Please Stop – Alternative Ke$ha Lyrics

A while back, I had a Ke$ha song stuck in my head, and my kids were sick, and this is the result. Wake up in the morning feeling like June CleaverGrab my coffee, I’m out the door, my baby’s got a fever.Before … Continue reading

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The Yoga…experience

Problem: So this is the new year, and you don’t feel any different. So how do you actually reinvigorate your life without burning yourself out? My suggestion is to try only one or two new things at a time, and … Continue reading

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Cooking Disasters are Frequent in this House

Oh, the cooking of the holiday family meal. The joy, the happiness, the horror. I have memories of cooking the big meal with my mom. My brother and sister and I would each have different jobs, and she would take care … Continue reading

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Recipe Monday – Can You Guess What These Are?

  I can already hear you. What, you are asking, in the everloving world are those? It’s a valid question. Some people thought sausage, to be honest. But you all couldn’t be more wrong. These. These are donut holes.And not only are they … Continue reading

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Sex or Parenting?

Yesterday, some words came out of my mouth. And those words got me thinking. It occurred to me that many of the phrases uttered by parents and children to each other in the heat of growing up a good family could … Continue reading

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Epic Shoe Adventure

Sometimes, when you move, things get lost. They get tossed out, or you’re sure you packed them, or suddenly you’re just down a couple dozen books you were sure were in your bookshelf (me.) Sometimes, you have helpful spouse tying … Continue reading

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Moment of the Week – Baby Bicep Curls

Paste a Video URL Sometimes having small children can help during your weekly workouts.

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