You can’t do anything right. Any answer you give, any move you make, any word you say is grounds for a tantrum. Your kids are completely unreasonable for some reason you can’t discern. Whether they can’t make a circle on their Magnadoodles, or their stuffed animals aren’t speaking correctly, or you were supposed to laugh at something and you missed your cue, it doesn’t matter. Your children are steering this insanity boat and you feel yourself drowning in its tow.