No, seriously. All I want for Christmas is for Delilah to retire. For too many years now she’s been sullying my Christmas spirit and ruining my nights just about every day of the week any time of year (best of the week on Sundays? Really?)
I mean, can any of us remember a time when she wasn’t droning on about “religion,” (hers), “love” (hers), “family” and “family values” (hers), talking up a storm and thinking she was more important than the insipid pop hit from seven years ago she was about to play?