The third way to shut your child up for a hot second is to give them what they want. This sounds like a bad idea, but in context, it’s not.
Problem: Same as last week. Your child is yammering away at you, getting more and more upset, demanding illogical, unattainable things, and becoming enraged when you won’t or can’t procure their desires for them. Sometimes, you’re just going to have to deal with this, using the other techniques outlined in tricks 58 and 59. Trying to keep them at a dull roar can prove very difficult, however, if the answer is no every single time. And while you can’t turn that apple into yogurt, and you can’t force Disney to play Mickey Mouse Club House instead of Phineas and Ferb, there are some things you can do for you child if she asks nicely.